48 Really Stupid Things That Climate Fear Mongers Have Blamed on Global Warming

The list below. The Lid's Official List of Stupid Things People Blame On Global Warming List. Each one of the items below, from the Arab Spring to Vampire Bats and the Sinking of the Titanic have been blamed on climate change. You see if someone in the world stubs their toe, a global warming fear monger will find a way to blame it on global warming.

Each of the 47  48 Items link to an article explaining the claim---not include are regular natural phenomena such as hurricanes, wildfires,etc. Those have been rebuked in other posts.

1. The Arab spring
2. Incredible shrinking sheep,
3. Invasion of jellyfish in the Mediterranean
4. Surge in fatal shark attacks 
5. Boy Scout tornado deaths,  
6. Severe acne,  
7. Global conflict,   
8. Beer tasting different,  
9. Suicide of farmers in Australia, 
10. Bigger tuna fish, 
11. Fish shrinkage
12. Longer days, 
13. Shorter days,   
14. Collapse of gingerbread houses in Sweden, 
15. Cow infertility,  
16. UFO sightings in the UK,  
17. Rise in insurance premiums, 
18. Heroin addiction 
19. Bear attacks in Japan  
20. Frigid Cold Winters in Great Britain 
21. Cancer
22. Death from heart disease, diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease and even accidents,
23. Homicide, suicide
24. Water -borne disease outbreaks
25. Heavier, wetter snowstorms treacherous for travel and ambulation, 
26. Lyme disease, swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations and the spread of forest and crop pests  
27. 40,000 dead crabs 
28. Shorter, higher pitched frog mating calls
29. Unrest in the Middle East.  
30. Screwed-up love making,  
31. The Japanese earthquake-tsunami,  
32. Horrible rash of tornadoes in southeast United States, 
33. Extended severe allergy seasons, Lyme disease, malaria or dengue fever, trauma, depression, high blood pressure and heart disease, 
34. Eye Disorders.
35. Increased threat of wars, violence and military action against the UK. 
36. Migration of possibly rabid Vampire bats from Mexico, 
37. Extreme weather, disappearing islands and less productive workdays
38. Giant Snakes
39. Armed robbery, prostitution, and drug abuse in Ghana,  will make you go nuts,
40. The rise of terrorist group Boko Haram 
41. Caused the Seychelles snail to go extinct (its alive and well), 
42. Rock Snot
43. Increase anxiety, fear and depression
44. Expensive Olives
45. No more red-haired people, women will become pear-shaped,  incontinent, impotent bald guys with extra hair growing from his toes. 
46. Global Cooling
47. The Sinking of The Titanic 
48. Illegal Immigration