Newsbusted: TSA Chief Resigns, Wants To Spend More Time Groping His Family's Junk

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) chief John Pistole announced last week that he will resign at the end of the year, ending his run as the longest-serving administrator of the government agency entrusted with keeping terrorists off planes, trains and other means of transport. Pistole, 58, gave an exclusive interview to Newsbusted Anchor Jodie Miller (see video below) and told Miller the reason for his resignation was he wanted to spend more time groping his family's junk.

Other news items covered in the latest installment of Newsbusted the twice- weekly faux news feature from Newsbusters.org (embedded below) include;the Hunter Biden cocaine scandal; Al Franken's campaign strategy; falling gas prices; and much, much more.

Please make sure you watch the video below because something bad always happens to the people who don't. Last week DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz forgot to press play and it looks like her party is going to be a big loser in the Midterms. So if you do not want want to be a loser like DWS, you better press play.

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